I didn’t start the fire – I just poured gasoline on it so it would burn out faster. Me
Stupid People Stand Up – the smart people need your chairs! Me
Danielsen – if you puke on a fire to put it out you may still sing your eyebrows – Me
Andrew’s Dumb Joke #1:
- It’s not you I hate – it’s your shirt.
- Do you know why?
- It’s because you are wearing it
Andrew’s Dumb Joke #2
- What’s the capital of Africa?
- A (the funny part of this joke is when people try to answer it – as Africa is a continent)
In college I worked at a Chick-Fil-A resturaunt that was part of a food court. One of the manager there told me of an experience he had with a customer on a Sunday. Chick-Fil-A restaurants are closed on Sundays – so this part of the food court had a sign in front of the section indicating they were closed, the lights were turned off and there was no food in the “chutes” at all. The customer asked the manger if anyone was back there – he responded with “You’re not doing well in school are you?”
